RESTLESS JOE

Hey!
Yes, I'm talking to you, little blue man on the screen. Don't forget to turn on the sound if you haven't already. I'm the creator of this game and you're the creator of it, so you can think of me as something like a living Deity. I'll comment on your journey, laugh at your deaths, and guide you through the story throughout the game. In fact, I don't think you will pass it, because I made it very difficult, very difficult.

I will give you free will, you have as many as four buttons for movement, these are the arrow keys. You'll need them, because if you don't move, you'll die. I've infected you with a deadly disease that kills anyone who stands still. It's great, isn't it? Yes, did I mention the many traps and adventures that await you?